K: Beyonce is the definition of a wanksta. She act like ATF could just show up at any time. That's not the life she live. She lived in the suburbs. At least Jay-Z has a history. She's like Tupac. Tupac was a squeaky clean Black Panther until he got in the game.
N: I was walking to the gym,and this man asked me a question. I assumed he was trying to hit on me. Because that's what guys from DC do. He said, "Where the metro at?" (white girl voice~slow and confused) I thought he said, "Where you tryna sleep at?"
{laughter}
N: Well it sounded the same at the time. So I said, "In my dorm." And he gave me a funny look, so I thought he was trying to pursue it. So I said, "Well, that's later I have to go to class now, so I'm leaving."
{more laughter}
N: Then he said, "I asked you where the metro at." So I told him. (in the "and then I found $5 voice")
K: Are you implying that Barack Obama is not the thsexiest man in the histhory of the Cthspan Netwoork?
K: We were sitting at Benihana's and I had an idea. What if there was a stripper pole on top of the hibachi grill? The strippers would have to take a running leap at the pole.
They wouldn't be able to put their feet down. They'd just have to be more creative.
K: They would be weak by the end of the shift.
K: They just gotta man up.
*****
K: Get on that pole and I wanna see cheeks clappin' all night! I wanna hear it!
K: Keep ya feet up. It's hot! ssssss! Yes, it's hot bitch!
