Pirates of the Caribbean

{Text Message}
J: Being here, I keep thinking about Pirates of the Caribbean

C: Well then, go up to a sexy man and say, "ARG! I'm a pirate and I'm gonna get your booty!"

Movie Review: The Happening

K: M.Night Shyamalan has done it to me again! I am severely disappointed! He will not be getting any more of my money! the ending was so stupid.

J: I think you missed the point he was trying to make.

~3 weeks or so later~
{text message}

C: I just saw The Happening. It was good. It was a "save the planet" infomercial with a frightening twist. It made me wann go out in the yard and talk to some grass ask it how its day is going but Ima wait til the morning, it might be sleep. It made me wanna get buck naked and hug a tree.

H2O

K: That water is probably a good idea as you head downhere to the American Riviera aka "Little Africa"

Superhead and the Blow Hoes???

{text message}

K: Tell me why my big sister's boyfriend was talking about Superhead and my sis said,

"Is that a singing group?"

She was like "I never heard of her."

... She said "he told me she was some kind of vixen or something." and,

"I thought she was some kind of lead singer of The Superheads."

But now she knows the truth.

*Watching independence day*

J: That mug looks like Predator and Alien both.

C: Yea. Like Predalein.

Baby Toes

J: Your toes are not that bad looking. Have they been that way your whole life?

N: No. Not when I was a baby. Baby toes are sexy. You could suck those anyday.

mah hair

*someone leans on her hair*

C: oh my gosh my hair! It's real you know.

N: No it ain't! *whispers* she has one track