{text message}
C: this vacation better be worth it.
J: Don't worry, the beach will make it up to you.
C: No eff the beach, I better have couple of Hellen Kelers. Hell, I wanna be blind, deaf, AND MUTE!
J: On the beach.That'll be your money's worth.
A Side Note
*First initials are used to protect the innocent or to implicate the guilty. =D