PETA URGES BEN AND JERRY TO USE BREAST MILK
S: I don't even feel like breast milk is real milk. It's minerals and nutrients for babies.
K: It's like Vitamin Water for babies.
S: I don't even think its thick enough to use in ice cream. Even if it was, it smells funny. It stinks.
K: Why do you know this?
S: My mom. When my mom had my brother and...
K: How old is your brother?
S: Eleven!
K: Then, you shouldn't know this.
S: You know it was warm too.
{laughter}
S: Just kidding. I don't remember what temperature it was.
K: I don't remember if it was 78 degrees or 85.
{laughter}
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K: First of all, I thought that's what cows are for.
K: {reading from the story} "PETA officials say a move to human breast milk would lessen the suffering of dairy cows and their babies on factory farms and benefit human health."
Last time I checked, having your titties played with twice a day does not constitute suffering!
J: They proved the point right there. DAIRY COWS are for dairy. You not gonna tell McDonalds and Burger King to stop selling beef burgers.
K: What else are cows are for? I don't understand. We have lawnmowers, they keep our grass neat. What else are they for?
K: Spaghetti, burgers, steak...
K: HOW DARE YOU TAKE MILK FROM A DAIRY COW!
K: And they have those tubes so the cows know it's coming. They may even like the tubes. You don't know what they're thinking.
K: Yea better than real calves. They have teeth. Why do you think men pay for toothless prostitutes?
