Gossip Day September 13, 2008

CLAY AIKEN COMES OUT!

Shocking news of the day part one.

Our thoughts:

K: We all knew. Those people that picked on you on elementary school knew back then.

J: Doesn't he look like Jamie Lee Curtis?

K: When he was having sex with men, we knew he was gay.

My Grandfather's Baby Mama

R: Damn! Samuel Coleridge was one of ten kids!

K: What? Is that a lot?

R: Hell yeah that's a lot!

K: Oh. My mother is one of ten and my father is one of eight.

R: Damn! You know how mad I would be if I had a baby mama who got pregnant everytime I hit? I'd be mad as hell! Now I can't hit again for nine months cus she knocked up!

K: So, are you calling my grandma somebody's "baby mama?"

Old White Men Revisited

{Text message}
J: I got a sexy middle-aged white man for you: the dude who hosted "Family Feud" back in the 70s he kissed women contestants hello. He got swag for days! He was also on the match game a lot. (Richard Dawson)

K: Yessssss! lol. You think this is a game? Don't be surprised next semester when you see some Anderson Cooper looking dude creep out of my bedroom during the late night hours! lol.

J: Ew. K. Ew.

K: This is serious lol.

Liberation on CNN

On the hype surrounding CNN's "Black in America" special
J: They think liberation is coming....on CNN @ 9pm????

Anderson Cooper

{Text message}
J: Anderson Cooper IS a WEE sexy. But he couldn't get the draws--> his penis is pink. And his pubes are probably white like the hair on his head.

K: I don't care! He and his pink dick and white pubes could still get it!

Candy

K: Your boo was just here.

J: Ew.

K: And don't say ew, you know you want his candy.

More Caribbean Vacation

{text message}
C: this vacation better be worth it.

J: Don't worry, the beach will make it up to you.

C: No eff the beach, I better have couple of Hellen Kelers. Hell, I wanna be blind, deaf, AND MUTE!

J: On the beach.That'll be your money's worth.