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J: I got a sexy middle-aged white man for you: the dude who hosted "Family Feud" back in the 70s he kissed women contestants hello. He got swag for days! He was also on the match game a lot. (Richard Dawson)
K: Yessssss! lol. You think this is a game? Don't be surprised next semester when you see some Anderson Cooper looking dude creep out of my bedroom during the late night hours! lol.
J: Ew. K. Ew.
K: This is serious lol.
On the hype surrounding CNN's "Black in America" special
J: They think liberation is coming....on CNN @ 9pm????
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J: Anderson Cooper IS a WEE sexy. But he couldn't get the draws--> his penis is pink. And his pubes are probably white like the hair on his head.
K: I don't care! He and his pink dick and white pubes could still get it!
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C: this vacation better be worth it.
J: Don't worry, the beach will make it up to you.
C: No eff the beach, I better have couple of Hellen Kelers. Hell, I wanna be blind, deaf, AND MUTE!
J: On the beach.That'll be your money's worth.
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J: Being here, I keep thinking about Pirates of the Caribbean
C: Well then, go up to a sexy man and say, "ARG! I'm a pirate and I'm gonna get your booty!"
K: M.Night Shyamalan has done it to me again! I am severely disappointed! He will not be getting any more of my money! the ending was so stupid.
J: I think you missed the point he was trying to make.
~3 weeks or so later~
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C: I just saw The Happening. It was good. It was a "save the planet" infomercial with a frightening twist. It made me wann go out in the yard and talk to some grass ask it how its day is going but Ima wait til the morning, it might be sleep. It made me wanna get buck naked and hug a tree.
K: That water is probably a good idea as you head downhere to the American Riviera aka "Little Africa"
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K: Tell me why my big sister's boyfriend was talking about Superhead and my sis said,
"Is that a singing group?"
She was like "I never heard of her."
... She said "he told me she was some kind of vixen or something." and,
"I thought she was some kind of lead singer of The Superheads."
But now she knows the truth.