Get ta STEPPIN!

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J: I woulda told him to leave then.

C: Hell yea, I woulda told him to kiss my grits

J: Nah man, I woulda told him to kick mutha fuckin rocks and eat shit and die. and I been listenin' to "call Tyrone" all day--I am NOT in the mood!

C: Not with that break up with ya man music.

J: Yup. And don't lie. You know you woulda told that man to juggle your infamous balls.