C: FUCK THAT! I want {CRACK} when it's time for me to go into labor.
I want to be {CRACKED OUT}!
I wanna be higher than a {GIRAFFE'S ASS}!
I wanna be so high I could eat a damn STAR!
When people say C, how was the childbirth, I wanna say, "I don't remember I was playing with purple midgets."
A Side Note
*First initials are used to protect the innocent or to implicate the guilty. =D