This is my wife, Troy- I mean Tamika

{On Usher and his new "wife"}



C: Usher's wife beats him. I'm convinced.

J: Yea how does he put up with it. Fired his mama, converted to Scientology. Her pussy ain't that good.

C: I bet her pussy doesn't even have confetti. I bet it doesn't even have sprinkles...you know what she has? You know those thingys from the three hole puncher. And you be strugglin' with it and they all fall out and you get frustrated. She don't even have that. Because she's a man named Troy.