I-pods

J: You know I don't have an i-pod

K: Well, we need to get you one. We'll make you one. It'll be all na-tu-ral. It'll be made out of bark, wood shavings, grass, and little pieces of copper.

J: AHAHAHAHAHA! Little pieces of copper?

K: Yea we'll get you some copper.

J: I'm done with you.

K: oh! and we can get little diamond shavings to decorate it!